In Real Life/ The Allen Diaries

The Sock of Shame

Dear Diary,

Today I did bad. Mom and Dad left me in the house alone again while they went for a really long car ride without me.

I got pretty bored sleeping all day so I went and checked out the laundry basket. I know I’m not supposed to go in there but there was a dirty sock just sitting there. It smelled so good… I couldn’t help myself.

I took the sock and played with it all day! It was marvellous rolling around back and forth on the floor, throwing it up in the air and catching it and shaking it uncontrollably from side to side. 

Well, that was fun!! But now what? I can’t just put it back – it’s all covered in slobber! What should I do? I bet if I leave the sock right at the front door they’ll walk right past it and won’t even notice. Genius!!

Dad got home and saw the sock right away… He is upset with me :(. This happens every time…Oh I’m so sorry Dad but I just couldn’t help myself! 

OK he’s not mad anymore. Yay pet me! I’m so handsome.

Happy Allen

XOXO Allen

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